In the last week I have twice - twice - been guilty of the most heinous of social mishaps. No wait, I guess three times. But the two times I am talking about - oh boy. What is more annoying than someone who offends you? Someone who repeatedly offends you by trying, repeatedly, horribly and unskillfully - to NOT offend you. If there was any justice in the world I would have been stricken by lightening so that I didn’t have to listen to it myself - that’s how annoying my trying not to be offensive is.
Let’s just state the obvious. I am a good girl. I’m sorry Mom and Dad, I know I’ve let you down.
Dear sweet person. That’s you!