10. I only piss off people in chat rooms when I don’t intend to.
9. I can’t handle my coffee
8. months of unemployment and zero desire to have a baby.
7. the only “other man” I’m sleeping with is Stephen Fry (his British Harry Potter audiobooks on my iPod are an excellent sleep-aid.)
6. I suck at Halo2 AND I don’t care that I suck at Halo2
5. early to bed, early to rise every damn day
4. the guilt keeps me from napping
3. I don’t drink
2. I feel like a failure when the house isn’t spotless, but I also feel like a failure when I spend all day cleaning the house.
1. Insufficient funds
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